I believe this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are right back where we started. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- Maybe I should change my luck
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of rabbits came out under a building. They were hopping all over the place, and people were screaming. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in uttershock.
I couldn't fathom what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
This Is Unbelievable!
You guys won't believe check here this just took place. Oh my goodness, I feel I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just so wild.
- It's unreal
- Like, for real
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, this whole thing is just unfathomable. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?